4 hours ago | 33385

icequeenchad:

straight jackets are so terrifying to me. a jacket that makes you straight. god, thats my worst fear. I’ll stick to my good ol’ gay jacket if you dont mind.

(via catsandnicole)

(originally from icequeenchad)
1 day ago | 90979

chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

image

(via bragi-god-of-bullshit)

(originally from contraception)
1 day ago | 707
(originally from thereisthedoorbaby)
1 day ago | 6447

pansexualfacts:

Fact: Pansexuals travel and hunt in packs with asexuals. Each pack is led by two people- the Alpha Pan and the Alpha Ace.

Nicole! That explains us!

(via 182offerjupiter)

(originally from pansexualfacts)
1 day ago | 402

pansexualfacts:

Fact: Pansexuals are known for their ability to give off wifi, as well as energy that can be used to power all electronic devices. Theoretically, a room full of pansexuals would be able to power every electronic device in Washington, USA. However, this has never been done, due to the fact that…

(originally from pansexualfacts)
1 day ago | 240

pansexualfacts:

Fact: Any pansexual that has had their powers revoked must, in a span of no greater than three months, collect the twelve Panpipes of Panama, scattered through the country in question, to be considered for re-admission of powers. Failure to do so necessitates a far greater set of trials deemed too terrifying to be described in text. 

(originally from pansexualfacts)
2 days ago | 98

ladymacmeth:

the secret to happiness is to accept that you’re a piece of shit

(via bragi-god-of-bullshit)

(originally from ladymacmeth)
2 days ago | 596

always-on-an-unexpected-journey:

hvit-ravn:

10 000 FOLLOWERS GIVEAWAY

thank you so much for follow! this giveaway is for you, dear followers! i love you!

rules:

  • there are 3 winners - one set goes to one person
  • only reblogs counts
  • under this text write which set you would like to win: durins charms, durins stickers or mirkwood elves stickers
  • you can write few sets, but first one counts as the most willed
  • you can reblog once per day
  • this is for my followers, so it will be nice if you’re following me

giveaway ends 27th of april 2014. i’ll choose the winners randomly.

i love you and good luck!

durins stickers

(originally from hvit-ravn)
2 days ago | 259324

no offense but i want to set you on fire

(Source: fuukevery1, via alexis-has-a-face)

(originally from fuukevery1)
2 days ago | 24381

bakrua:

foodvalley:

“i’m so depressed,” posted the caucasian heterosexual cisgender teenage girl on her blog

last time i checked depression can affect everyone and you’re fucking trash for invalidating the struggles depressed people go through

(via bragi-god-of-bullshit)

(originally from foodvalley)