straight jackets are so terrifying to me. a jacket that makes you straight. god, thats my worst fear. I’ll stick to my good ol’ gay jacket if you dont mind.
the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people
Fact: Pansexuals travel and hunt in packs with asexuals. Each pack is led by two people- the Alpha Pan and the Alpha Ace.
Nicole! That explains us!
Fact: Pansexuals are known for their ability to give off wifi, as well as energy that can be used to power all electronic devices. Theoretically, a room full of pansexuals would be able to power every electronic device in Washington, USA. However, this has never been done, due to the fact that…
Fact: Any pansexual that has had their powers revoked must, in a span of no greater than three months, collect the twelve Panpipes of Panama, scattered through the country in question, to be considered for re-admission of powers. Failure to do so necessitates a far greater set of trials deemed too terrifying to be described in text.
the secret to happiness is to accept that you’re a piece of shit
10 000 FOLLOWERS GIVEAWAY
thank you so much for follow! this giveaway is for you, dear followers! i love you!
- there are 3 winners - one set goes to one person
- only reblogs counts
- under this text write which set you would like to win: durins charms, durins stickers or mirkwood elves stickers
- you can write few sets, but first one counts as the most willed
- you can reblog once per day
- this is for my followers, so it will be nice if you’re following me
giveaway ends 27th of april 2014. i’ll choose the winners randomly.
i love you and good luck!
“i’m so depressed,” posted the caucasian heterosexual cisgender teenage girl on her blog
last time i checked depression can affect everyone and you’re fucking trash for invalidating the struggles depressed people go through