"When are you going to update your bones fanfiction?"
If anyone ever tells you you would look better if you lost ten pounds I want you to look them dead in the eyes and say “Fuck you for trying to tell me what is and is not beautiful or healthy.” I don’t care if its your parent or your best friend, they need to hear it and you need to say it.
this tag literally makes me laugh every time
uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.